Tuesday, October 31

A Guide to Halloween Decoration


Make porch as gaudy as possible, this is essential whilst trying to create a dilapidated effect on a Bovis home that is less than 10 years old.


Unintentionally carve pumpkin in the way that a five year old would, get away with it by saying you wanted a 'minimalist' look.


Go so crazy in Halloween aisle at ASDA that you have to resort to tying skelingtons and severed heads to bits of wire near your front door.


Always, ALWAYS hang a plastic bat from the porch ceiling.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

what do you want to be when you grow up?

James said...

Oh dear, anonymous. All this doesn't make you look clever. It makes you look like a sad, (I'm guessing) probably hog-ugly person of below average intelligence. Do you check this blog every day for a new post, just so you can write something that you wrongly imagine (thanks to your waterbiscuit-thick cerebral cortex) is "clever"? At least your effort today is better than your previous comment, which didn't even make sense. 2 out of 10! Try harder to fuck off!

Stephen Collins said...

well I'm impressed. I fell asleep in front of From Hell, then woke to the DVD Menu page music really loud at 6am. I scared the shit out of me.

Is changing to Betablogger hard? Am not sure I can be arsed...

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