I poisoned myself this week (by mistake). I attended a 2 day cookery course, but all the food was French and Thai and too rich for my delicate tum, so I've been sitting on the toilet more often than I'd like for the last 24 hours and it's very unpleasant. It's not fair. James ate all the food too and there's nothing wrong with him! I had to lie at work today and cry migraine after lunch because I didn't want any of my colleagues to laugh at me for poisoning myself. So I managed to pass off my stomach cramps as head spasms.
Then I came home, had another poo and slept for 6 hours straight, waking up at 9pm.
Oh well, Harry Potter tomorrow. If nothing else I can read it on the shitter.