Old chinwags

This is the sort of thing I used to talk about online with my Friend Who Shall Remain Unnamed before I grew up and got a boyfriend.

Gem says:
you know the most worrying thing about ......'s knob?

Gem says:
i could imagine, when i was looking at it, exactly what it would feel like in my hand

Gem says:
bluergh

FWSRU says:
HAHAHA

FWSRU says:
stop making me laugh i'm going to disturb someone

Gem says:
sorry

Gem says:
but

FWSRU says:
i could imagine worse though

Gem says:
was it like a wet shamois leather?

Gem says:
ANSWER THE QUESTION

FWSRU says:
oh sorry i was doing the thing

FWSRU says:
it was

FWSRU says:
i think

Gem says:
it was, lets just say it was

FWSRU says:
ohhhh i'm going to shut up or i'm on the verge of giving TMI

Gem says:
do it

FWSRU says:
it was the smell mainly

FWSRU says:
eewwww

Gem says:
GAH

Gem says:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Gem says:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Gem says:
*vomits*

Gem says:
like what?

Gem says:
cheese?

Gem says:
actually

Gem says:
don't answer

Gem says:
i feel unwell

FWSRU says:
HA

FWSRU says:
not cheese

FWSRU says:
just of knob.

Gem says:
thank god

FWSRU says:
although ....'s does not smell of knob so you can look him in the face

FWSRU says:
....... has an odd odour

FWSRU says:
in general

Gem says:
depends how often they wash

Gem says:
because some knobs

Gem says:
smell more knobby

Gem says:
than others

FWSRU says:
they do. this is true.

Gem says:
and some

Gem says:
smell

Gem says:
like calais