The vicious cycle of hypochondria

I decided to write down my spiralling thoughts, with the idea that reading them back to myself would embarrass me enough to stop having them.

To Wee or Not to Wee?

I need a wee

Oh God, was that a twinge?

My back hurts a bit

I’ve got a kidney infection.
I’ve got diabetes.
I’ve got cancer.





I feel sick.

I feel sick because I AM sick.

I’m going to get sicker, I might even die.





I’ll have to have time off work.



I’ll lose my job.



I’ll lose my boyfriend. And my house.

I need a wee.