... when I'm in the flat on my own.
(to Charley, the big-titted sarf London wench from Big Brother) "WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU?"
(to Susanne Shaw on Loose Women) "You and Michelle Gayle will not solve racism in 3 minutes whilst drinking from oversized coffee mugs. Stop speaking. No. Stop now. I said stop."
(to Tim Wonnacott from Bargain Hunt) "You know FUCK ALL about antiques, you fucking letch."
(to Jeremy Kyle) "Yes Jeremy. Yes! Ooooh yes!!!"
I also love Tyrannosaurus Alan and the Brian Blessed Volcano from the Volvic ads. I sit around waiting for this shit, seriously.
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